Chort and Chernoglav Unveil the Metal Realm

With a vast encyclopedia of musical theory, Chort the Crop Infestor and Chernoglav The Hero With The Silver Moustache review the expansive darkness of the Metal genre. From the latest to the greatest they describe intricate nature of new black metal albums, legends in Death, Doom, Prog, Thrash, and much more. Check out the latest stuff now!

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Album Review: Crypta: Shades of Sorrow

Crypta’s latest album is a finely tuned death metal machine, as it mixes old and new school, crushing basslines, and prominent guitar sections. It’s a must listen for death metal fans.

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Split Review: Inhuman Nature / Ninth Realm

In the thrashiest corners of the metal realm, where the fires of chaos burn bright and the riffs strike like thunder, two forces of thrash metal ascend. Inhuman Nature and Ninth Realm, a force potentially stronger than Crom!, have joined forces to forge an alliance that much like Pin-Head from Hellraiser will tear your soul apart!

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Bar Review - Godz (Tokyo, Japan)

GODZ is the gold standard of heavy metal bars in Tokyo, with its electric atmosphere, wall to wall CDs, and enough loud music and beer to keep you going all night.

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Gig Review: KISS, Rock’s Up & Comers!

Chort and Chernoglav your favourite innkeepers from THE HEAVY METAL CITADEL, recently went to see rock ’n’ roll’s latest up and comers, KISS, at the O2 in London for the End of the Road Tour - the final tour EVER! Read what happened in the words of Chort’s confused cerebral cortex, and check out the hi-res photos from the gig.

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Album Review: Blackbraid II

BlackBraid emerges once again with a long-awaited offering, "Blackbraid II," forging an unyielding path within the realms of melodic black metal. Drawing from the foundations of his debut opus, the enigmatic force behind the sound, Sgah'gahsowáh, weaves a mesmerising tapestry of Native American-inspired black metal, entwined with sweeping melodies and unrelenting songcraft.

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Album Review: Dyspläcer - Temple Heights

IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED FOR THE SHADOW REALM, STOP READING NOW!…..These Kung Fu warriors have honed their skills at the legendary Temple Heights dojo, and they're here to deliver a fusion of New Wave of British Heavy Metal and Power Metal that will leave you breathless.

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Album Review: Valosta Varjoon - Boarisch Grattlig

Hail, fellow metalheads! Today, we gather in the dark abyss of The Heavy Metal Citadel to discuss the latest offering from Valosta Varjoon, a black metal force hailing from the depths of Neumarkt in der Oberpfalz, Germany. These heathens howl about Beers, Melancholy, and their hatred for the human race and life, so you can’t go wrong. Their latest album is a refreshing elixir for my blackened soul!

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Gig Review: Imperial Age

Your host Chernoglav watches Imperial Age live at Scala in London on January 28th 2023. This is a review of that evening.

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Gig Review: Nile & Krisiun

Your hosts go and see Nile & Krisiun live at the Garage in London on November 6, 2022. They report their findings after a wild night.

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